Wetdry: View the video again. At the beginning, it says "sung by Broce Twain although I don't know who this Broce Twain is and I don't care. IT IS NOT ANDY WILLIAMS SINGING HERE. I bet you don't read Chinese.
Because I saw you at the beach, when you were
twirling you 'dicklette' and you were frightening the children and repulsing the
ladies, because you are a 'tinny dick'
A dick, from the east, inadequate!!!
Then you must learn, imboredandfree, how to
be a hetrosexual man, stop posing behind your
'gay' bannana dance. You are not a real man,
you are a homo gentlemen, finding your joy
in the arms of a same sex partner, I bet you
have lived in Canada, this is how the men live, in that horrible country, they can no
longer impregnate their women, they require
an Eskimo or Native American, who hate Canadians, because they are the closest things
to Nazi's you'll find on this continent.